Victoria Wood
Birthday: 19 May 1953, Prestwich, Greater Manchester, Lancashire, England, UK
Height: 165 cm
From the mid-1980s right up until her premature death in April 2016, Victoria Wood's appearances on stage and television were always eagerly anticipated, whether it was laugh-a-minute stand-up, a ...Show More
All my friends started getting boyfriends ... but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-col Show more
All my friends started getting boyfriends ... but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro. Hide
We all had really greasy hair. It made sealskin look dry and unmanageable.
We all had really greasy hair. It made sealskin look dry and unmanageable.
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room Show more
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room ... I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. Hide
I don't want a toyboy - he wouldn't get my jokes.
I don't want a toyboy - he wouldn't get my jokes.
You know that building in London where all the windows blew out? That wasn't a bomb, it was fifty-si Show more
You know that building in London where all the windows blew out? That wasn't a bomb, it was fifty-six pre-menstrual women the day the chocolate machine broke down. Hide
I'm thirty-three, I've got a mortgage, I go to garden centres ... I shouldn't have acne.
I'm thirty-three, I've got a mortgage, I go to garden centres ... I shouldn't have acne.
In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television ... and a Show more
In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television ... and as far as I was concerned, if Pinky and Perky didn't do it, I didn't want to know about it. Hide
I once found myself in bed with a man who was a real do-it-yourself enthusiast ... he ripped off all Show more
I once found myself in bed with a man who was a real do-it-yourself enthusiast ... he ripped off all his clothes and said 'What would you like me to do?' I said, 'Well, really I'd like you to fix my overflow and re-point my brickwork.' Hide
[on spending Christmas with the family] A bit like being in intensive care, only not so relaxing.
[on spending Christmas with the family] A bit like being in intensive care, only not so relaxing.
I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
I looked up the symptoms of pregnancy ... moody, irritable, big bosoms ... I've obviously been pregn Show more
I looked up the symptoms of pregnancy ... moody, irritable, big bosoms ... I've obviously been pregnant for thirty-six years. Hide
[on Claire Rayner] She's so nice and sympathetic and understanding, you just want to smack her in th Show more
[on Claire Rayner] She's so nice and sympathetic and understanding, you just want to smack her in the face with a broccoli quiche. Hide
Did you know sex is going out of fashion? It's a little trend I've started.
Did you know sex is going out of fashion? It's a little trend I've started.
[on being a vegetarian] I'm all for killing animals and turning them into handbags. I just don't wan Show more
[on being a vegetarian] I'm all for killing animals and turning them into handbags. I just don't want to have to eat them. Hide
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