Due to a high volume of active users and service overload, we had to decrease the quality of video streaming. Premium users remains with the highest video quality available. Sorry for the inconvinience it may cause. Donate to keep project running.
We are currently experiencing technical difficulties with our servers. We hope to have this resolved soon. This issue doesn't affect premium users.
Get Premium
Watch on MixDrop/MyStream
Oops...
Something went wrong
Try again later.
Something went wrong
Try again later.
Here You can choose a playback server.
The Pacifier
Description
After a Navy SEAL fails to rescue a scientist who developed a top secret device, he is assigned to guard the man's children while searching for information on where the device may be hidden inside the house. Along the way, he must cope with rebellious teens, child care, an overbearing school official, and foreign spies also looking for it.
After a Navy SEAL fails to rescue a scientist who developed a top secret device, he is assigned to guard the man's children while searching for information on where the device may be hidden inside the house. Along the way, he must cope with rebellious teens, child care, an overbearing school official, and foreign spies also looking for it.
Actors:
Chris Potter,
Taryn Ash,
Christopher Lortie,
Carol Kane,
Kyle Schmid,
Scott Reiff,
Curtis Parker
Chris Potter
23 August 1960, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Taryn Ash
Christopher Lortie
Carol Kane
18 June 1952, Cleveland, Ohio, USA
Kyle Schmid
3 August 1984, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Scott Reiff
Curtis Parker
Country:
United States
COMMENTS (0)
Sort by
Newest
Newest
Oldest
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE
Ebert & Roeper
March 07, 2005
It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.
Common Sense Media
December 28, 2010
A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
October 03, 2006
full review in Greek
October 18, 2008
It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.
April 29, 2009
Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.
March 09, 2005
A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.
September 26, 2005
At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
August 07, 2008
Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.
Rolling Stone
March 10, 2005
There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
Christianity Today
November 01, 2006
It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.
March 09, 2005
[An] unintentional fascist satire.
August 16, 2007
Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.
