Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Herself, Nancy Reagan, Vickie, Francis Lively, Brooke Sheilds, Gail, Heidi Joan Schoonover, Irene Cara...

Various, Himself, Leo Waxman, Atkinson Peabody III, Barry Crosscup, Big Brother, Bodyguard, Cooter, David A. Stockman, Dr. Calvin Zuko...

Various, Leon Phelps, Himself, Michael Jackson, Ike Turner, O. J. Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Alan Keyes, Bernard Shaw, Bob...

Himself - Host, Peter Dinklage, Peter Drunklage, Various, Winnie the Pooh

Herself - Host, Various, Connie Stevens, Diner Waitress, Herself

Various, Himself - Co-Host, Himself - Host

Themselves - Musical Guest